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You just can't handle the almighty awesomeness of Deal With It. <3


The Almighty [Hutch]
Welcome! Ladies and Gentleman, children of all ages today is a lovely day for one of the lonliest shows in the world, eh? Now as you all may know, people love and enjoy our little three ring circus. But there are a few people who have to ruin it for everybody, isn't that sad? So... as a special treat for you, we've put together the rarest show you'll ever see in your life...

*Curtains around the center stage drop revealing a gaggle of people around a group of computers*

*crowd gasps*

Now we must insist on no flash photography and you mustn't leave the tent. If light gets in here they'll go insane. We say this for your own safety. Now look closely at their large eyes and the way they lean into the screen as if it'll vanish at any moment. That clicking noise is their defense mechanism, one of the most useless defenses in the entire world. This should be a real treat... Oh... do you hear that? The clicking is becoming faster, furious even. Look at their fingers flying across the keyboard. They're not even using spell check... the poor bastards. Now this is something that's been witnessed to many. This is called "Virtual Douchebagia". They do this when they're not accepted by a group of their species that are more human than they. These are the furthest from their kind, might I add. They'll soon begin yelling and shouting at their computer screens. We ask that you all watch out for flying parts from their keyboards. They get so angry that they pound the life out these poor keyboards, as if they project their anger through their feverish typing.

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2005-04-16 [Hutch]: lol

2005-06-17 [Yiwerra]: *watches [Hutch] and [Blankie] bowing down*  Oh dudes, the reason i came up with productive criticism, formed as a basis of interest in improving, which itself cannot have any other basis than the one of actually liking something, was that i had this very wrong idea about you, thinking you would actually make fun of 'idiots' because you wouldn't be one yourself. and your definition of 'smart' is very well developed, it must have taken you years to actually find a truth-table for valueing people's minds by taking a comment, an act, or a behaviour, and concluding out of what you associate them with (a sort of lable, or category), who and how they actually are. thumbs up for this.

2005-06-17 [Hutch]: Dude, there's no need for a "truth-table". If you say the N word you're racist. If you say "bow wow" you're a dog. If you say "Blankie and Hutch rock," you're smart. If you say," Blankie and Hutch are wrong," you're stupid. Plain and simple. If we were indeed idiots for labeling others idiots, there'd be no possible way for us to understand the mumbo-jumbo you whipped up to make yourself sound smart. Get the encyclopedia out of your ass and maybe I'll consider not insulting you.

2005-06-22 [Yiwerra]: Oooooooooh, shit !! ..had i just known earlier. it would have saved me from a lot of trouble in my life.  *yells out 'Nihilism'*

2005-06-22 [Yiwerra]: (btw i liked the way you think i am intelligent by saying i should get the encyclopedia out of my ass ^^)

2005-06-22 [Hutch]: There's no possible way you could convince me that you're intelligent. You're not even intelligent enough to understand what I said to you. I conveyed in no way that I thought you were intelligent. An intelligent person would not put an encyclopedia up their ass. You're using words that make you sound awkward. An intelligent person would also know how to type properly, you obviously lack this skill.

2005-06-23 [Yiwerra]: an intelligent person could also give a flying fuck about what really arrogant and brainless people think, and type as he/she wants to. for the minute that you convinced me of your intelligence, i thought you would knew that that doesn't have anything to do with lacking the skill. :)  your definitions are really smart! and it's great to know that you converse on such a low level, that my way of talking seems like i put an encyclopedia up my rectum. thanks for the compliment. it was just natural for me, you know. if it seems awkward to you, maybe you didn't understand it.

2005-06-23 [Hutch]: I understand very well. It would take way too long for me to point out every gramaticaly awkward wording in your half assed scentences. I don't even think you know what you're talking about anymore. By the way, you're second scentence has a bit of subject verb dissagreement, you do know what that means right? I'm not sure if I can explain it to you, it's a little hard for me to dumb down my words so you can understand half of what I'm talking about.

2005-06-28 [Blankie]: Whoa. What's all this bullshit coming from a want to be porn star. Listen whore, you're fucking retarded for implying we actually made some kind of rule infringment. [Hutch] and I fucking rule, and if your dumbass can't get our sarcasm through that thick skull of yours, then maybe your time is better spent taking more gross nudie pictures of yourself. kthnx.

2005-06-29 [~tyr~]: O_o

2005-07-28 [Pnelma Tirian]: (mweheheh. Hutch misspelled sentence twice. XD )

2005-07-28 [Blankie]: So?

2005-07-28 [Hutch]: hehehe I've always had problems with that word...

2005-07-28 [Blankie]: Dude, menomenaugh.

2005-08-12 [Yiwerra]: i spelled some other things wrong too ^___^  but that's not really a sign of intelligence or not. also, "sarcasm" is something about taste, not about understanding or not understanding it. if you noticed, i disagreed. but of course it's always a good idea to close a conversation with 'i think you don't even know what you're talking yourself' ^___^ if someone is out of arguments. of course i understand you cannot explain something to me, i would wonder if you even knew yourself :)   and i find it incredibly cute [Blankie] how you help [Hutch] because he couldn't make it himself to deal with a girl with constructive critisicm, which is a word both of you have never heard of, of course.

2005-08-12 [Yiwerra]: and it's a good prove of a "point" by making use of insults instead of arguments ^_^  i am amazed

2005-08-12 [Hutch]: I find it incredibly cute that you think I am a male, when in all actuallity I'm a female. Now that you know that I am a female, you may stop flirting with me... I don't like girls like that. This isn't really an argument anyways. I can deal with constructive criticism, I get it all the time. All I see coming from you are insults and a low level of poorly used sarcasm. But you're not smart enough to even realize what you're doing, I'm amazed... and I don't need help, but I welcome the occasional tag-team. This is a partnership, and I wouldn't want [Blankie] to miss out on the fun.

2005-08-12 [Blankie]: I think it's cute how [Yiwerra] is making and ass out of herself over and over again. I guess she missed the [Hutch]&[Blankie] shit all over the wiki pages. There's really no point in giving criticism anyway- we are never wrong... just because you can't handle our awesome doesn't mean you have to act like a cunt :)

2005-08-16 [FiSHr.]: *leaps in and point finger at the 2 villains* how dare you insulteth the [Yiwerra] :O

2005-08-16 [Hutch]: How dare you come on our page and useth lame words and "action comments", when it is your friend who first insulted us and deserves the full platter of what we serve to her. Don't be stupid.

2005-08-16 [FiSHr.]: how dare you copyeth my eccentric writing... meh.....and oh [Yiwerra] is cool leave her alone

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